The Caff

The Caff, located directly opposite the main bus station in Douglas, is a small, friendly café that’s built a strong reputation as a true local favourite. Known for its no-nonsense, down-to-earth approach to food, The Caff proudly embraces its identity as a classic British greasy spoon, and does so with charm, consistency, and a lot of heart.

Open bright and early each morning, it’s the go-to spot for early risers, workers, and locals on the move who need a solid start to their day. Whether you're grabbing a hot takeaway coffee before your commute or settling in for one of the most talked-about full English breakfasts in town, The Caff delivers. Their breakfasts are big, bold, and comforting — think crispy bacon, proper sausages, fried eggs done just how you like them, black pudding, beans, toast, and hash browns piled high. It’s honest food made to fuel your day.

The atmosphere inside is laid-back and welcoming, with a cosy diner-style layout that’s unpretentious but full of character. It’s the kind of place where regulars are greeted by name, where tea is strong and always topped up, and where the food speaks for itself. Takeaway is also available, making it ideal for a quick bite on the go — from bacon baps and sausage rolls to hot sandwiches and jacket potatoes.

Beyond breakfast, the menu branches out into classic lunch fare, including burgers, chips, homemade soups, hearty sandwiches, and jacket potatoes with a variety of fillings. There’s always something warm and satisfying on offer, perfect for those looking for traditional café comfort food without the frills.

The daily specials board is worth keeping an eye on too — offering budget-friendly hot meals like shepherd’s pie, curry and rice, or a proper lasagne with chips and peas. It’s simple, home-style cooking that keeps the crowds coming back. The prices are as friendly as the staff, making it a reliable option for workers on lunch or pensioners grabbing a midday bite.

It’s also a haven on rainy days — the kind of place where you can warm up, dry off, and enjoy a proper mug of tea while catching up with friends or reading the paper. The Caff may be small, but it’s packed with personality, heart, and all the comforts of a proper local café.

If you're after proper grub, friendly faces, and good value — The Caff ticks all the boxes. Whether dining in or taking away, it’s a slice of Douglas life that locals love, and visitors stumble upon and remember. It’s not fancy, but it’s full of heart — and that’s exactly what makes it special.